WIDE RECEIVERS R US

fitzgerald- he's on the madden cover. it's the only problem that i have with him. it shows my stupidity or maybe not. cut and paste to read on.

www.sportstsar.com/2009/08/05/the-madden-curse-a-numerical-analysis/

andre 3000- even when schaub went down, he still did well. i don't know if his greatness will continue w/ schaub's back up this year though. tick, tick, tick...it's like wondering when yao will get hurt. it's not if, it's when.
randy- it pains me to think that the pats were able to rehabilitate his tainted image. but brady's back which means deep balls galore. at least randy is a year older so he's another year closer to physical breakdown as a reciever.

this isn't related to anything fantasy related but this clip reminds me of ash. don't ask me how or why.



wayne- people were expecting mind blowing numbers from him last year w/ harrison's deterioration. instead fantasy goers got steady but unspectacular. if the colts offensive line is healthy, i think his numbers will get a bump up.
jennings- despite a certain qb diva's ego, the packers still had an aerial attack after his departure. the ex Cal QB at the helm will be given more freedom in this season's play calling which should benefit Jennings.
megatron- 0-16 team. first winless team ever. qb who doesn't know when he's running out of bounds. opposing defenses know where the ball is going and still can't stop him. MEGATRON!!!
steve smith- not the G-men version, the big play potential @ any time version. unfortunately, he can also come up short from time 2 time 2. In fact, it's not a stretch of the imagination 2 see the g-men version being more consistent.
boldin- will his unhappiness over his contract affect him? will he get injured once again? will the coach's plans for a more balanced attack cost him passes? will any of u be foolish enough 2 let me get him?

go to the 1:54 mark for the set up.



colston- will he make it through the upcoming season after microfracture surgery in the offseason? if so, he'll get the td's while moore gets the over the middle love.
bowe- he will lead the league in receptions thrown to w/ the departure of gonzo & the expected pass happy offense of new coach todd haley. He will also lead the league in double teams.
rodney white-i really think that the falcons offense will give him more big play possibilities as gonzo controls the middle, matty ice matures and opposing defenses stack the box for turner. he just needs to get on the field.
welker- if this was a ppr, he'd be a beast. instead he'll get you no less than 60 yards a game and a td every other game or so. if u like it steady, he's your guy.
owens-historically, he will behave early on. unfortunately, the bills will have the human turnstyle protecting their young qb's backside.
brandon marshall- he may get suspended & we still don't know how well he'll produce in a new offense with a new qb. he's also recovering from hip surgery.

I'll leave you w/ this last bit of lunacy aka don't do crack kids or you'll end up like this. I can't come up w/ any other explanation. I don't know if turning the audio off makes it less or more disturbing.