I H8 60 MINUTES. versus I AVENGE MY BEAGLES.

Game of the week 1A. Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick...Hello I'm Mike Wallace. I'm not from 60 minutes, but my team gives you 60 minutes of pain. Kouche got to feel it too. Ben was reeling after the Phillies and Pedro fell flat to the Evil Empire. McNabb played more like Mayor McCheese due to the Cowboy defense. He owed Kouche a beer. He trailed the Bubbas by almost 13 points and had the lesser known Mike Wallace going on the road against the Denver D. The game went well into the 4th quarter and Ben still needed about 8 points. Hello, I'm Mike Wallace and I just ripped Kouche's heart...Kali Ma...Kali Ma. He gets a TD and just a little more than enough yards. Wowsers. Ben actually got a lot of points from the majority of his team. Unfortunately, McCheese was putrid, Fred Davis was disappointing, and the 49er defense went negative on him. Their combined efforts almost wasted the 30 point performance from the Burner as well as the big games from V Jax, Maroney, and Akers. It was quite impressive for Ben to pick up Maroney and sit Kevin Smith. Josh gets to continue to pay the price for his hubris. You can add his disheartening loss to Ben to the injuries to Pau Gasol and Kevin Martin in our fantasy bball league as well as the season ending injury Owen Daniels. I guess the fantasy gods don't take kindly to braggarts. You should take all the pennies that I once gave you and sacrifice them in some ritual in order to appease them. I'd do it soon too b/c it looks like the Sword of Damocles is hanging over Aaron Rodgers. But I have to give Kouche some credit for his great pick ups in the Seattle Defense, Bryant "You don't need Calvin" Johnson, and Kevin Boss. It was all for naught. So years ago, we did a dance for Ash and Reina's wedding. I was thinking of asking you guys to do something similar for me. I even got a video for you to reenact. There will be a videographer as well. ;)