My teams so sh!!++y that I need 2 toilets.

The tides have really turned on Josh as he sits winless at 0-5. But it could be worse if you had to use this toilet all the time. Has he ever had a shot at the top pick in our fantasy draft in the past? Where are you Joshua? No comments? Are you going to fire yourself? Much like my 9ers, maybe a coaching change is in the works. Are the M & L combo too busy w/ school to help you out? It can't get much worse for you at this point in time. Mason and Garcon have been horrible so far. Schaub has been a disappointing 3rd round pick. Maybe you should have gone w/ Romo and stayed true to your Cows love. Does Stacy know that you bypassed Romo for Schaub? VDW gets the win in the battle for Stacy despite Vick's injury. He also gets to see his Lions "officially" win for the first time in forever w/ VDW's Shaun Hill. (My brain still says that they beat the Bears earlier this year.) He's also doing quite well in the handicapping game. On the other hand, I need to start doing opposite George b/c I'm tied at the bottom. Prior to our draft, VDW and I agreed that All Day was a better #1 pick this year. It may sound like Monday Morning QB and CJ2K may end up being the better pick but I want to see more than 1 stellar year before I think that you can do it again.