At least my Texans won.

Cliff loses but while Portis’s 2 goal line TDs hurt him in fantasy, it wasn’t enough in reality. I’m sure that Cliff will take it. I wonder how much longer he can take the questions at QB. It’s only 3 more weeks before Big Ben comes back but he’ll be playing a guessing game at QB w/ Hasselbeck and Kolb. For the record, I like Kolb and Flacco has looked just as bad. At least you have some depth at RB so you can deal w/ Matthews’ injury if it’s bad. You might want to pick another D next week since your Texans will be hosting the Cows, unless you want to root against your own team as a sacrifice to the NFL gods. I would sacrifice Massaquoi to the bench in favor of Macklin though. Sho gets the win but still looks less than stellar. The Pats won’t be playing the Jets next week so Brady should bounce back but will Harvin? You can’t be explosive if you have a bum hip and you have a bum QB. Get the shovels out and try to bury him and see if he’ll stay dead. Cliff reads the most comic books out of all of us so I thought Spider Man would be appropriate for him. You'll have to ask him about the "vibrator" weapon. Doreen has been out of town for quite a bit so he might be a little lonely so he shouldn't be judged.