TAINT versus Just End it Please

The game of the week goes to the previously mentioned Kras as his team lost to the Krotchuas by a mere point. A mere point is the equivalent of 1 yard in fantasy land. How crazy is that? You've had a horrible season beyond all recognition. You lose by 100 points 1 week and you're
the poor soul who's on the wrong end of a T squared high score of the week. This is the same team that had all of 1 win prior to his match w/ Kras last week. Krotchua gets the win but it was a lot closer than most people's prediction. For example, if Kras could have had almost any RB other than the previously mentioned Edge, he would have had the win. If any of his players could have fallen 2 yards further, he would have had the win. I don't even know if Kras reads my crap anymore but which is the greater poison: to get your asssshhh handed to you each week or to lose by a Towns or VDW body length? Speaking of bodies, Krotchua deserves credit for a new term. I don't know if he actually made it up but we'll give him credit for it. Instead of a "pick 6,"
Koshua wants to call an interception returned for a TD a TAINT. It stands for Touchdown After INTerception. I guess you could also apply it to a Touchback after INT too. He dreams of a world where Stuart Scott will use his term on ESPN or where hordes of drunken football fans will be screaming out, "taint" in bars and homes throughout America. I suggest that he try Bill Simmons or TMR. If you don't get what I just said, you probably never did. Googling the term now doesn't count Vishals. That's cheating. FYI, I would drop Fargas. All things Raiders that aren't Red are poison for now. The Oaktown version had all of 3 first downs for the whole game. They're redefining ineptitude on a weekly basis. It's really bad and I hope Crabtree doesn't start out in Silver and Black.